A Few Signs You Can't Cook

1. You don't know how much is 3 cups of water unless you actually poured a glass of water into the cooking pot three times.
2. You can't tell whether the instant noodles you're cooking is ready or not unless you keep looking at the clock for the last 3 minutes.
3. You still can't get your instant noodles just right even after making it for years and years. They're mostly too soft.
4. Your fried rice tastes different every time you cook it.
5. You got sick after eating your own cooking.

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